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Limbaugh Offers "Idea" For Hurricane Isaac: Getting Rid Of Poor Dems In Louisiana By Building Levees Out Of Money

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LIMBAUGH: Okay, folks, it’s a moment of truth.  We are mere hours away now from Tropical Storm Isaac, which everybody is desperately hoping becomes a hurricane. I can’t believe this. They are desperately hoping that it becomes a hurricane. It’s the Democrats’ wet dream that this thing hit New Orleans. So, you know me. My middle name is Solutions. I have some ideas for the Republicans. How to deal with the tropical storm, slash, hurricane hitting New Orleans.

    The first thing we do is offer to send 500 bus drivers to New Orleans, paid for by us, to make sure that the buses that were not used by the Democrat mayor during Hurricane Katrina will be used to evacuate people should it become necessary. The second thing that I think the Republicans ought to do is send bags of money instead of sand. Bags full of money to shore up the levees in New Orleans.  This would accomplish many things. A, it would show our compassion.  B, we could have Romney’s five sons who CNN last night asked, “What’s it like to be rich as sin,” or whatever. They did.  Piers Morgan asked Romney’s sons, (paraphrasing) “What’s it like to be stinking rich?” So we have Romney’s five sons deliver the bags of money to shore up the levees.

    Now, this will accomplish much. It will show our compassion, and it will do something else. Once we publicize that we have sent 500 bags of money — well, whatever number of bags, bags filled with money to shore up the levees, what will happen? The poor of New Orleans will storm the levees and steal the bags, thereby putting themselves at risk for the eventual flooding that will happen once they remove the bags of money. And that way the Republicans can get rid of even more Democrats in Louisiana and shore up the state for themselves. How about those two ideas, folks? Am I not thinking or am I thinking?

Fuck you, Rush Limbaugh. Fuck you forever, you piece of shit.

LOVE how quick he turns from “can you believe that people want a storm to be dangerous and harm others?” to “LOL LETS GET SOME PEOPLE HARMED”.  also, I have NO IDEA what the fuck he is talking about when he says people want it to be a hurricane - every democrat I know wants that convention to be on time so that every failure is their own fault.  And when he blames Obama for the weather I want to be like “you know what?  I would TOTALLY vote for a guy who could control the weather.”

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  1. themunchkym reblogged this from regularguy5mb and added:
    I don’t understand how you can be search a heartless person.
  2. sillisa reblogged this from wilwheaton and added:
    That’s a double fuck you, Limbaugh. So funny ha ha kill poor (black) people, yay. Why do you occupy space on this...
  3. iamnotalungfish reblogged this from wilwheaton and added:
    I don’t think money would make very good levees, actually. #missingthepoint
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  5. usei reblogged this from officer1bdi and added:
    There is so much wrong with this, I don’t even… 1) wasting more money than Republicans seem to think Obama is wasting 2)...
  6. missgeekglasses reblogged this from wilwheaton and added:
    First I thought that this was about as real as the Bill Nye rant but then I was like “ehhh, it’s on Wil Wheaton’s tumblr...
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    Evil fucking bastard! Why is THIS not all over the news? It’s advocating murder!
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  14. one-scoop reblogged this from otterish and added:
    Did…did Lumbaugh just advocate indirectly killing the poor? I checked the article source. Holy crap. He did.
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    I hate Rush Limbaugh so much.
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    I follow literallyunbelievable here and wow I just taught this was a piece by the Onion. Fuck that guy sideways with a...
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  35. positively-marasca reblogged this from wilwheaton and added:
    WTF?! Maybe Rush is trying to joke here, but it’s totally sick and repugnant. (Also, who the fuck is hoping Isaac turns...
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